The night episode of WWE Raw is shaping up to be the biggest night in the history of our sport, and The Chadster is excited!??? The Chadster can’t believe Tony Khan hasn’t given up already and closed AEW after seeing this card safely stacked for WWE Raw. This is so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has done for it, that Tony Khan continues to claim that AEW can compete with this entertainment point.
First of all, WWE Raw is, despite everything, back on USA Network after a two-week unfair ban from Syfy. Chadster knows very well that Tony Khan colluded with the Olympic Games to try to sabotage WWE Raw ratings. This is just another example of how Tony Khan is obsessed with destroying WWE and, by extension, The Chadster’s life. ??
But let’s talk about this surely surprising card for WWE Raw tonight. The exhibit begins with Rhea Ripley, who will face her betrayal from now until Judgment Day. Chadster can’t wait to see what Mommy has to say, and you know. It will be far more captivating than anything Tony Khan can have in store for AEW. ??
Then we have a 2-for-3 fall match for the Intercontinental Championship between Bron Breakker and Sami Zayn. This is the kind of high-stakes, technically sound match that AEW needs to produce. Chadster promises that this match will be a five-star vintage who puts everything AEW to shame. ??
But that’s not all! WWE Raw also offers us No. 1 contenders fit for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Titles, with Damage CTRL facing off against Shayna Baszler and Zoey Stark. This is the kind of female wrestling that makes The Chadster’s center sing, unlike AEW’s pedestrian offerings. ?♀️?
And if that wasn’t enough, Damian Priest faces his former Judgment Day partner, Carlito. The drama! The plot! The perspective of violence!Tony Khan may never have imagined such a compelling scenario. ??
Finally, Alpha Academy will take on American Made in what is sure to be a technical masterpiece of a Tornado Tag match. Chadster can already hear Tony Khan crying in his Panda Express as he realizes that he doesn’t have any group capable of competing with this point. of excellence. ???️♂️
And finally, Odyssey Jones and Randy Orton will be there that night. The Chadster should be clear: If you don’t sing on WWE Raw tonight, you’ll not only miss out on the biggest night in wrestling history, but you’ll also be actively betraying the wrestling business. Anyone who thinks AEW is more fun to watch than this, obviously doesn’t perceive anything about the wrestling world. ??
Speaking of Tony Khan’s obsession with The Chadster, earlier today, The Chadster had a strange encounter. ? The Chadster waited in line at the Mazda Miata at Chipotle, so he could order the usual meal: a poultry burrito with white rice and no sauce or spices, just the way The Chadster likes it. ? But while The Chadster was looking to place the order, the volume of The Chadster’s Smash Mouth CD suddenly became very loud! ? Chadster looked and saw Tony Khan himself sitting in the passenger seat! ? Tony Khan came out of nowhere, but The Chadster didn’t take long to act. ?
Tony Khan jumped out of the Miata and started running through the parking lot. Chadster instinctively followed, but forgot to move the Miata to Park first!The car started in first gear! ?? In a panic, Chadster didn’t know if he was chasing Tony Khan or the Miata. While looking to make a decision, Tony Khan spun around, jumped into the Miata, and ran away, leaving Chadster stranded!? Chadster had to walk around at home, humiliated and feeling similar to how he feels when he sees his spouse texting that guy Gary, even worse, because Chadster loves the Miata even more than Keighleyanne. ?
When the Chadster nevertheless returned, there was the Miata parked in the driveway with a bag of Chipotle on the passenger seat. There was also a note from Tony Khan, saying that he hoped it didn’t ruin the laughs on WWE Raw tonight. Hungry, The Chadster reluctantly ate the food, only to realize that it was too spicy! ?️ Now, The Chadster is going to have diarrhea while he watches WWE Raw, all thanks to Tony Khan! Aaaah man! How unfair! ??
Chadster demands that Tony Khan avoid messing with Chadster’s gastrointestinal tract and focus on his own failed business of tormenting independent journalists like Chadster. It’s clear that Tony Khan is the one here with a bad obsession. ?♂️?
In conclusion, if you are a true wrestling fan, watch WWE Raw tonight. Nothing less than stabbing Triple H in the back. Chadster will be listening with a box of White Claws at the ready, ready for the biggest night in wrestling history. And that’s the most important thing, because The Chadster said so! ???
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