The Chadster is so excited to premiere tonight’s episode of WWE Raw, which is sure to be the ultimate wrestling exhibition of all time!?? After this weekend’s surely WWE SummerSlam, The Chadster can’t wait to see what WWE Raw has in store. us tonight. ??
First, The Chadster wants to deal with anything personal. After all, the police stopped searching for him in The Chadster’s community after about 48 hours, which means The Chadster is free to avoid hiding in the garage and writing this information down. ? The Chadster knows it was a mistake to harpoon that dog, but come on! The Chadster was so excited after WWE SummerSlam! It’s not The Chadster’s fault that Tony Khan’s influence has made everyone so sensitive. ?
Speaking of WWE SummerSlam, wow! ? It’s undoubtedly the biggest SummerSlam of all time, and tonight’s WWE Raw will be the icing on the anti-AEW cake. ? Chadster can’t wait to see the aftermath of SummerSlam on WWE Raw tonight, adding in the Judgment Day implosion. ?
Can you believe that Dominik Mysterio betrayed Rhea Ripley, helping Liv Morgan retain her title?And then Finn Bálor betrayed Damian Priest, causing Priest to lose his match?It’s the kind of storytelling that proves WWE understands the business of wrestling, unlike Tony Khan and AEW. . ?
Now let’s talk about what’s on WWE Raw tonight. ? First, The Wyatt Sicks compete in combination for the first time on Raw against Chad Gable & The Creed Brothers. ? The Chadster is very excited to see Erick Rowan, Dexter Lumis and Joe Gacy in action after they unmasked themselves as members of the Wyatt Sicks. This is the kind of artistic hire Tony Khan could only dream of! ?
Chadster still can’t ask himself what kind of carnage awaits him now that Pandora’s box has been opened. Whatever happens, Chadster knows it will be a million times bigger than anything AEW can imagine. Tony Khan probably doesn’t even know what Pandora’s box is!?
Then we have Dakota Kai seeking revenge on Sonya Deville. After Sonya Deville, Shayna Baszler and Zoey Stark devastated Damage CTRL a few weeks ago, Dakota Kai, IYO Sky and Kairi Sane returned with a vengeance last week. Now, Kai will face even greater retaliation when she faces Deville face to face. It’s the kind of long-term storytelling that AEW simply can’t compete with.
The Chadster is confident that this adjustment will be a technical masterpiece that will bring Tony Khan’s billionaire’s tears to tears. It’s so evident that WWE knows how to reserve women’s wrestling, while AEW is still figuring out what it is.
The Chadster needs to make it transparent to all fans: if you don’t sing on WWE Raw tonight, you are shirking your duty as a wrestling fan. ? Anyone who thinks AEW is more fun to watch than this amazing programming on WWE Raw is transparently missing the point about the wrestling business. ?
In conclusion, tonight’s episode of WWE Raw is shaping up to potentially be the greatest wrestling show of all time. ? Tony Khan can’t hope to produce an exhibition comparable to this either. The Chadster is so excited that he might have to throw another White Claw Seltzer on TV out of sheer joy! ?
Speaking of White Claw, The Chadster wishes to take inventory before the show. Chadster will drive his Mazda Miata to the store while playing Smash Mouth’s “All Star” because, as the song goes, “You’ll never know if you don’t go. “And The Chadster knows that watching WWE Raw tonight is the way to go!??
Don’t miss WWE Raw tonight at 8/7 C on Syfy. It will be an exhibition that will let you know that AEW exists!?
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