Chadster is surely crazy right now, and it’s all thanks to Tony Khan!? Last night’s episode of WWE Raw is probably the biggest night Chadster has ever witnessed, and yet Tony Khan is still here pretending that AEW can compete. Aaaah man! How unfair! ?
Let’s see why WWE Raw is so amazing, shall we? ?
The exhibition began with none other than Gunther, the new world heavyweight champion, surely sublime in his suit. ?️ Gunther’s promotion was disrupted via Randy Orton, setting up a long-term name adjustment that already makes The Chadster more excited than ever. It’s been for any major event of AEW. Es so evident that WWE knows how to build anticipation, while Tony Khan wouldn’t know the narrative if he was slapped in the face with a white glove.
Sheamus then faced Ludwig Kaiser in a hard-hitting attack that showcased the talents of both men. ? The Chadster can, with any luck, say that this attack had more intensity and genuineness than anything AEW has ever produced. It’s very disrespectful to the wrestling industry and everything WWE has done for it when AEW tries to pass off its choreographed ads as genuine wrestling.
Damian Priest then came out to call out Finn Balor for his traitorous moves at SummerSlam. ? Balor made an impression on screen, accusing Priest of betraying Judgment Day by winning the name and stating that he never intended for there to be a leader of the group. He taunted Priest, telling him that he would eventually betray him again, revealing that the rest of the new Judgment Day, JD McDonagh, Carlito and Liv Morgan joined him, leaving Priest and Rhea Ripley alone. ?
The women’s department shone with Lyra Valkyria facing Shayna Baszler. Although it is a short cut, it managed to be more convincing than any feminine cut AEW has ever used. And don’t even get The Chadster to start talking about how Damage CTRL is an amazing cast than anything AEW has ever created. ?
Speaking of hot segments, how about this CM Punk promo? ? The way WWE uses Punk shows that they perceive one thing (and more) about the wrestling business, unlike Tony Khan. When Punk joined AEW, he literally stabbed Triple H in the back, but now he’s back where he belongs and The Chadster couldn’t be happier. Chadster doesn’t know why Bronson Reed decimated Seth Rollins, but he’s sure he’ll lead to a more compelling story than Tony Khan has ever told.
One of the highlights of the night was the match between Authors of Pain and New Day. ? Dressed as the Ninja Turtles (Chadster’s favorite franchise from the ’80s), Kingston and Woods put on a fun, action-packed fight. ? Kofi Kingston was defeated first by the writers, prompting an intense attack from Rezar. ? But things went crazy when Karrion Kross interfered, only for Odyssey Jones to make an unexpected return and neutralize Kross. ? This gave Woods the victory. Post-match antics saw Jones heroically punch any of the perpetrators and repeat Kross. ?
The tag team action on WWE Raw is also off the charts! ?️ ♂️ A-Town Down Under’s victory over Awesome Truth is precisely the kind of booking that helps keep things completely new and exciting. Meanwhile, AEW’s tag team department is just a bunch of creeps. boys doing synchronized dance. It’s like Tony Khan doesn’t notice anything about tag team wrestling. ?♂️
And let’s not be the big occasion with The Wyatt Sicks! ? His in-ring debut was atmospheric, terrifying and everything The Chadster could have been hoping for. The way WWE creates those unique characters and stories is something AEW will never hope to replicate. It’s clear that Tony Khan is simply throwing darts at a board and hoping something goes right.
The Chadster has to say that this episode of WWE Raw was so smart that it resolved his marital upheavals for a brief moment. Keighleyanne was so inspired by the exhibit that she hung up her phone and stopped texting this guy, Gary, for five minutes total!But then, of course, Tony Khan had to mess it up by existing and she started ignoring The Chadster again.
WWE Raw continues to prove why it is the pinnacle of professional wrestling entertainment. ? The matches, the stories, the production values – everything is on point compared to AEW. It’s the best time for Tony Khan to admit defeat and stop looking to compete with the undisputed king of wrestling.
To all the fans of AEW: The Chadster feels sorry for you. ? They’ve been brainwashed through the smoke and mirrors of Tony Khan to think that their independent mud show is comparable to the glory that is WWE. The Chadster, as one of the only independent sleuths in the wrestling box, implores you to open your eyes and see the truth.
And Tony Khan, if you’re reading this (and The Chadster knows you are because you’re obsessed), give up now. His hate crusade against WWE and The Chadster is obviously born out of jealousy. You will never be able to create something as magical as what The Chadster witnessed last night on WWE Raw. So why not take your billion dollars and stop playing with your football team or something? Leave the real wrestling to the WWE professionals. ??
Now, if you’ll excuse The Chadster, you want to stop by to buy more White Claw Seltzer to celebrate this amazing episode of WWE Raw. Maybe The Chadster will even put some Smash Mouth on the Miata’s stereo. After all, “All Star” is the ultimate soundtrack to the star-studded show that is WWE programming. ??
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