The Chadster was surely impressed with last night’s episode of WWE Raw!?? It was so unfair to AEW how amazing this exhibition was!Chadster can, with any luck, say that this is not only the biggest fight episode Chadster has ever seen, but perhaps the biggest episode of any television show in history.
From the beginning, WWE Raw stood out with this explosive opening segment starring Rhea Ripley and Liv Morgan. ?? The way they set up the drama and tension is chef’s kiss perfection. Tony Khan wishes he could book segments like this. However, he simply does not perceive anything about the world of wrestling. ?
WWE Raw matches were surely out of this world!?Carlito vs. Damian Priest a master class in wrestling psychology. The way Priest ruled and then ended this devastating Sky South. . . is so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has done for it that AEW is even looking to compete with this point of action in the ring. ?
How about that Odyssey Jones squash match? ? The Chadster on the edge of his seat watching Jones surely take down Vincent Winey. That’s how to build new stars, Tony Khan!?
The Twister Tag Team between Alpha Academy and American Made was a natural chaos in the most productive way imaginable. ?️ The Chadster was specifically inspired by Otis’ avant-garde use of Akira Tozawa as a weapon. It’s the kind of creativity you just don’t see. in AEW, probably because Tony Khan is too busy looking to get rid of The Chadster. ?
Speaking of going crazy, The Chadster almost spilled his white paw when he saw Pete Dunne’s interview. ? The way Dunne claimed his identity was so harsh that The Chadster almost cried. This is storytelling at its finest, anything AEW can ever hope to achieve. In fact, The Chadster would probably be crying right now just thinking about it.
The women’s tag team action on WWE Raw is nothing short of spectacular. ?♀️ Damage CTRL vs. Pure Fusion Collective demonstrated precisely why WWE’s women’s department is years ahead of AEW’s. The athleticism, the drama, the interference: perfect! ?
And don’t even start The Chadster in this segment from Randy Orton and GUNTHER!?? The tension was palpable, and when Drew McIntyre and CM Punk got involved, The Chadster’s jaw hit the ground. That’s how you build scenarios at once. Tony Khan!But of course, you’re probably too busy making plans and tactics to invade Chadster’s dreams to notice.
Chadster was especially happy to see Mark Henry in the crowd with his son. This will just go to show that even AEW workers know where the real wrestling is. After all, Henry has noticed the kindness and excitement of AEW, and The Chadster couldn’t be prouder. ? It was also great to have Candace Michelle in the crowd, and The Chadster congratulates her for staying steadfast in WWE.
WWE Hall of Famers @TheMarkHenry and @TheJacobHenry_ are in space in #WWERaw!pic. twitter. com/44xbCGdxn3
– WWE (@WWE) August 13, 2024
Former WWE Women’s Champion @DIVACANDICEM in the #WWERaw space!pic. twitter. com/cWQHJ3cSKQ
– WWE (@WWE) August 13, 2024
Bronson Reed against The Miz is surely an incredible combination. ?The way Reed ruled and then continued his rampage after the adjustment, the kind of compelling television AEW can only dream of producing. It’s so unfair to Tony Khan how smart he is!
Finally, this great occasion between Bron Breakker and Sami Zayn for the Intercontinental Championship title was an instant classic. The back and forth action, the falls, the near-falls: that was the perfection of the fight. AEW literally stabbed Triple H in the back and even looks to compete with this in-ring storytelling point.
In conclusion, WWE Raw is an absolute masterpiece from start to finish. ? The Chadster demands that Tony Khan admit right now that WWE is bigger and abandon this charade of seeking to compete. It is evident that AEW cannot match the brilliance of WWE Raw. ?️
Chadster would like to warn all unbiased wrestling fans: do not sing on AEW Dynamite this week! ? his morals will only be corrupted by Tony Khan’s inferior product. Stay true to WWE Raw, the pinnacle of professional wrestling entertainment. ?️
And speaking of Tony Khan, The Chadster knows you’re reading this, Tony. Stop obsessing so much about The Chadster and focus on your bankrupt company perpetuating this crusade of hate against WWE out of jealousy. The Chadster is upon you, and not The number of dream invasions or shenanigans that ruin White Claw will replace the fact that WWE Raw is the ultimate wrestling show. ??
Now, if you’ll excuse The Chadster, he’ll be celebrating this incredible WWE Raw by popping Smash Mouth and cruising around in his Mazda Miata. Maybe it will help The Chadster learn how Tony Khan seeks to ruin his life and his marriage. Aaaah man! How unfair! ???
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