Our prayers have been answered: The White Lotus, despite everything, is back on HBO. More dragons and more incest (we hope); Instead, we have wealthy couples and grandparents farts. Yes, one of the most productive TV screens is back and rudder than ever. Put yourself in a position to have abundant male genitalia!
But before we dive into the many two-way bites of The White Lotus season 2 (Euphoria, has been challenged), let’s set the stage. Now we are in Sicily, still in the hotel chain The White Lotus, but with a whole new cast of characters. In the first scene, we encounter a very bubbly Daphne (Meghann Fahy) on her last day at the station. During his last dive in the sparkling waters of the Mediterranean, he swims in a corpse. Ah!
However, unlike the first season, we know that the framing is not that of our main hotel concierge (RIP Armond). Instead, we meet manager Valentina (Sabrina Impacciatore) shortly after the framing is discovered. Her adorable assistant Rocco (Federico Ferrante) approaches her near the beach: several visitors have died. While the ocean is owned by the hotel, there’s still something suspicious about White Lotus.
We are then sent back at the beginning of the week, gathering new visitors from The White Lotus as they board the boat to shore. As always, creator/director/writer Mike White does a homework to introduce us to the band. This includes the return of season 1 tourist Tanya (Jennifer Coolidge). She’s back with her packed bags and a new assistant, exhausted twentysomething Portia (Haley Lu Richardson).
They unite through a series of Italian-American boys, adding the flirtatious and petty grandfather Bert Di Grasso (F. Murray Abraham), the false father Dominic (Michael Imperioli) and the kind son Albie (Will DiMarco). also a double dating couple here, with cynical Harper (Aubrey Plaza) and Ethan (Will Sharpe) Spiller joining school friend Ethan Cameron (Theo James) and his wife Daphne. corpse.
Season 2 of “The White Lotus” takes position in Sicily.
What a montage! And that’s not all. Although technically not guests, a sex worker and her curious and more productive friend wander around the hotel, eager to seduce American tourists. Lucía (Simona Tabasco) already has a consumer and Mia (Beatrice Grannò) needs to take care of him. the business. But Valentina doesn’t need them.
“They are fast!” He screams, after running around the hotel, hiding from the staff. Put that in the White Lotus dating pantheon, right next to “Maybe Sydney Sweeney’s grandfather forces the passive, does that make you feel better?”of season 1.
Enough about the settings, although it’s time to get into the genitals of all this. We’ll start with Theo James, who, yes, shows peen in The White Lotus Season 2. The last call from his character is Babcock. We have I realized this one was coming.
Jon Gries and Jennifer Coolidge.
Cameron’s suitcase is lost in Rome, so he discovers himself without a bathing suit when he arrives in Sicily. As any smart friend could do, Ethan lends him a couple of trunks while Cameron waits for his belongings to arrive on the island. Cameron and Harper Head to the bedroom to grab Ethan’s suit and a little more sunscreen for the table, but instead of turning into the bathroom like a normal person, the fool tears his pants RIGHT IN FRONT OF HARPER. Speak weird, brother.
And, yes, we see his schlong swinging between his legs as he pulls up his pants. In honor of this massively memorable White Lotus debut, I spoke to some of my colleagues at The Daily Beast’s Obsessed, who were as surprised as I was when they saw it.
“My muffled scream when he leaned between his legs. . . “, entertainment editor Kevin Fallon.
Show critic Coleman Spilde’s point of view: “What we want to know is whether it’s a prosthesis. People are asking questions all over the town square. “
My point of view: What a year for Theo James. Not only did he strip everything for The White Lotus, but he also gave himself in The Time Traveler’s Wife. Yes, friends, your child pushes his own mouth into his own crotch. and – you know the rest! The thing is, his character travels back in time to do crazy things, experimenting sexually, yadda yadda. This guy is a clown, and that’s his determination to play, baby.
Meghann Fahy and Theo James.
Don’t have enough genitals?Don’t worry, there’s more!At a dinner at the elegant hotel, the adventure of the Di Grasso boys is about their 3 generations of penises. Albie is curious about her nonno’s ability to have, uh, erections, for whatever reason. Bert isn’t afraid to brag about the fact that, yes, he does, and even masturbates every day. Hey, one idiot a day helps keep the doctor away, doesn’t it?
Albie is disgusted. ” It turns out that the frame would naturally prevent you from getting aroused once you’re past the age of procreation,” he says. “It’s undignified. No woman has to be exposed to an old man’s junk food.
“Anyway, it’s not so lovely to look at,” Bert replies. “I mean, it’s a penis! This is not a sunset.
Exactly. However, I quote that we will deposit under the most productive White Lotus sayings of all time.
And now we offer you:
The five visitors maximum maximum likely to die
We bet on who will die this season in The White Lotus. After this episode, here are our five most sensible picks of other people who may die in just a few episodes.