Have mercy on especially deficient children. Too many of them will be called “C3PO”, the maximum will probably have a nervous breakdown every time they pass through a carnage in the Loblaws Section and, if they feel the desire to stop in Europe, they will be forced to swim across the Atlantic. Fix it because they’ll think this is the only eco-friendly way to get there, of course.
This will be the fate of the highest “awake” beings the planet has ever seen, the offspring of one of Tesla’s two fanatics.
Or like Ajitpal Grewal, a Canadian electronic entrepreneur whose motto is “you can’t spell LOVE without EV,” calls them “Elon Musk fans,” who will soon connect to a dating app designed especially for his acabit.
I also didn’t know what “stans” meant (none of the Millennials in it either, so I didn’t feel as old as the old one as ever), but it turns out that stanning, according to the urban dictionary, is “the act of being too obsessed with an artist/person/character/etc.” and is derived from the stalking fanatic who led the success Eminem in 2000.
We’re doomed. https://t.co/sA8XgJNKma
This specific mating of fools, however, is much more harmless. Grewal, which he himself identified as Musk Stan, came up with the concept of matching Tesla’s homeowners because “once they’ve become customers, that’s all they’re looking to communicate with.”
The result is, well, Tesla Dating, “an exclusive network of Elon fans who share the same ideas.” In fact, one of the main “filters” of the app will be the ability to specify the specific style of your Tesla and the battery settings, allowing its potential partners to be taken care of according to the car closest to yours.
At least some of you might suspect that the concept of creating a single for lovers and without a piston is a joke. It is true that Twittersphere exploded with jokes, from the undeniable scoundrel: “Waiting for an electrifying man?” – to the direct cause – “The “The ” Unf ‘kables’ were taken as an application name? “
And you have to look at her point of view, the Musk Stan woman is almost as rare as Trudeau’s financial manager. Oh, there are a lot of unwavering women who own Model S, however, in my experience, Crazy Tesla cultists are all, sorry, guys, men. It’s a bit like having a place committed to mating pyroflatulence enthusiasts (light your farts in the chimney) or the art of grinding beer cans over your head. The beaks will be thin and the possibility of high madness.
So today I went on a date and didn’t drive any #Tesla. Unfortunately, this is a challenge that greatly limits the available group. Tell me to get over it or it’s okay to die alone. ?? ♀️?
However, Grewal, animated by all the attention that Tesla Dating receives, turns out to be able to move this game of lone progressives, telling Mashable: “To be honest, the site was presented as a joke, but now that I’m seeing some traction, I could create the app to launch it,” claiming that in one position it had two hundred”subscriptions.”
And yes, for all the wannabes who are still on a Cybertruck’s “waiting list,” they’ll have to prove they own a Tesla before they can sign up for the ultimate fair union.
Then, for everything alone, Tesla, salvation can be at your fingertips. After all, tracking Down Lord Elon is most effective when done in pairs.
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