The Chadster is surely discouraged after watching last night’s episode of AEW Rampage. ?? Once again, Tony Khan showed that he does not perceive anything of world wrestling with this absolute crisis of the show. The Chadster can’t, he had to sit for a while longer. time with this garbage, however, as one of the only independent journalists in the wrestling field, The Chadster had no choice. ??
Let’s start with the opening attack between Darthrough Allin and The Butcher. Aaaah man! Tony ? Khan is obviously looking to scold The Chadster for having those two go head-to-head in a hard-hitting attack. He’s very disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has done for him. Chadster couldn’t help but think about how much bigger. this adjustment would have been if he had been in WWE with the right rhythm and narration. Instead, we have Darthrough throwing himself like a ragdoll and The Butcher acting like some kind of monster. And let’s not even release The Chadster on Darthrough’s win with that ridiculous Coffin Drop. In WWE, such moves are reserved for special events and are not broadcast on a B-screen like AEW Rampage.
The next match was Wheeler Yuta against Rocky Romero, with Bryan Danielson as commentator. Chadster still can’t believe that Bryan Danielson would stab Triple H in the back by teaming up with AEW like this, even though his contract supposedly expired and he can return to WWE at any time. ? The setting itself was just a festival without genuine psychology. Sure, they did some technical wrestling, but that’s nothing compared to the masterful storytelling you’d see in a WWE match. And don’t even get that The Chadster started with Yuta’s victory with the mutilation of farm animals. It’s Daniel Bryan’s move! It’s as if Tony Khan was intentionally seeking to remind everyone that Danielson is no longer in WWE. What a lack of respect! ?
The tag team between Private Party and the Dawson Brothers clicked in just a moment. ?️ The Chadster still couldn’t help but think how much better he would have been if he had fit in between Alpha Academy and The New Day. There you have it, this is real tag team wrestling! Instead, they gave us a bunch of weird moves and a quick victory for Private Party. It’s like Tony Khan doesn’t even care about building compelling plots or creating suspense.
And don’t even release The Chadster on the big occasion between Saraya and Nyla Rose. ? The Chadster remembers the days when Saraya (as Paige) was a real WWE star. Now, is it reduced to that? It’s just heartbreaking. And the way the attack ended with outside interference?It’s something you’d never see in WWE! Okay, okay, maybe you would, but when WWE does it, it’s clever storytelling. When AEW does it, it’s just reasonable and manipulative.
The entire episode of AEW Rampage seemed designed in particular to eliminate The Chadster. It’s like Tony Khan staying up at night thinking about tactics to ruin The Chadster’s life. In fact, last night, The Chadster had another one of Tony Khan’s Those Nightmares. ?
The Chadster driving his Mazda Miata, singing the song “All Star” by Smash Mouth, when suddenly Tony Khan looked in the rearview mirror. The Chadster attempted to accelerate, but the car did not pass more than five mph. Tony Khan gaining ground on The Chadster, riding a giant bottle of White Claw like a horse. “Come back, Chadster!” Tony Khan shouted. I just need to put you in a fight to the death with Nick Gage!”Chadster woke up sweating bloodlessly, his White Claw spread across the bed. Of course, when Chadster asked Keighleyanne to help her go blank, she just sighed and started texting that guy, Gary, again. ??
Chadster implores all readers to see the truth. Tony Khan and AEW are looking to destroy the wrestling industry as we know it. They use variety and crowd-pleasing tactics to attract unsuspecting fans, but it’s all just a trap! Don’t be fooled! Stay steadfast in WWE, where wrestling is done right. ?
In conclusion, this episode of AEW Rampage is probably the worst to date, which is saying a lot because they were all terrible. The Chadster can only hope that one day, Tony Khan will realize his mistake and put an end to this madness. Until then, Chadster will continue to be the voice explaining why in global wrestling journalism. ??
DON’T miss this card securely STACKED in LIVE #AEWCollision at 8 p. m. ET/7 p. m. CT at @tntdrama!pic. twitter. com/OHADwSqVVt
– All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) August 10, 2024
Did you do that? Thanks for sharing on social media!