Chadster is surely upset with last night’s episode of AEW Rampage ?? It’s like Tony Khan is intentionally looking to ruin The Chadster’s life! ? Let The Chadster explain this parody to you as objectively as possible, locate it on the web today, because you know that The Chadster is one of the only unbiased sleuths in the wrestling business. ???
First, we had a trio with Mark Briscoe, Orange Cassidy, and Tomohiro Ishii opposite The Butcher and The Outrunners. The ? way they combine random groups like this is very disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has done for it. In WWE, tag groups have history and meaning. It’s just chaos! ?️
Then, Nyla Rose crushed Erica Leigh. The Chadster doesn’t understand why AEW insists on having those quick fits. It’s like they don’t understand anything about the wrestling business. In WWE, each and every match has time to tell a story. Just. . . nothing. ? ♂️
Then, Saraya and Toni Storm created a suitable name for Dynamite next week. Chadster can’t believe that AEW is content to offer wonderful fites on loose television. It is very disrespectful to the concept of construction PPV. WWE would never do that! ?❌
The union between Nick Wayne and Kip Sabian was a disaster. All those tumbling and diving. . . it’s not wrestling, it’s gymnastics! ?♂️And don’t even get The Chadster started on the jamming. In WWE the fits have white finishes. It’s just. . . ugh! ?
Rush and Kyle Fletcher against Rhett Titus and KM were another example of AEW’s brazenness for tag team fighting. They just match other people without rhyme or reason. It’s like they’re literally stabbing Triple H in the back!
And finally, the big occasion with Top Flight vs MxM Collection. No more flips or dips. Chadster doesn’t understand why AEW enthusiasts appreciate this. It’s not wrestling, it’s a circus act! ?
But you know what? This episode of AEW Rampage is just the beginning. Tonight there’s AEW Collision, and then Dynamite heads to Wales ahead of AEW All In at Wembley Stadium. It’s as if Tony Khan is looking to conquer the world!? And it’s so unfair to see how it seeks to overshadow WWE’s upcoming premium live Bash in Berlin event. ?
The Chadster is so disappointed by all this that he had a nightmare last night. The Chadster dreamed that he had bought a plane ticket to Germany for Bash in Berlin, but Tony Khan diverted the flight to London! ✈️?
In the dream, Chadster was in London, desperately seeking escape while Tony Khan chased Chadster through the landmarks. Chadster was running through Trafalgar Square, and Tony Khan was there, riding one of the lion statues like a horse. Next, The Chadster was in the Tower of London, and Tony Khan was throwing White Claws at The Chadster from the top of the tower!??
The Chadster even ended up on the London Eye, and Tony Khan was in the pod next to The Chadster, making silly faces and yelling about ratings! ? It was absolutely terrifying! The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat, and Keighleyanne just rolled her eyes and went back to texting that guy Gary. ? Can you believe Tony Khan is now invading The Chadster’s dreams? When will his obsession with The Chadster end?! ?
The Chadster is fed up with AEW and Tony Khan. It’s just not the way they seek to compete with WWE. Doesn’t Tony Khan know that wrestling festivals are bad for everyone??? The Chadster will take a ride in Chadster’s Mazda Miata to cool off. Maybe Chadster will blow up some Smash Mouth and drink a White Claw. At all times he is aiding Chadster Tony Khan’s evil plans. . . at least for a while. ???
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– All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) August 17, 2024
How unfair! ???
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