The Chadster is so crazy right now! ??? Before The Chadster enters this week’s episode of AEW Dynamite, The Chadster would like to apologize to all true wrestling enthusiasts for The Chadster’s brother, The Bradster, by once again posting incredibly biased news here in Bleeding Cool. Yesterday, The Bradster published an article about AEW sponsoring women’s team Fulham FC in an official partnership without even mentioning how unfair it is to WWE. Chadster shames The Bradster for this and promises the enthusiasts that Bleeding Cool will do better. ?
Now let’s move on to the crisis that was last night’s episode of AEW Dynamite. Aaaah man! How unfair! ? This may have been the worst episode of AEW Dynamite to date, which means anything because they’re all terrible. Let’s break down this farce, shall we?
The exhibition opened with a duel for the TBS Championship between Mercedes Moné and Hikaru Shida. Chadster doesn’t perceive why Tony Khan insists on putting AEW women in prominent positions as if they could ever be compared to WWE’s women’s division. This is very disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has done for it. ? Of course Mercedes won, but then Britt Baker appeared to attack her. It’s as if Tony Khan doesn’t perceive that surprises are fashionable in WWE!
Then we had “executioner” Adam Page opposite Jay Lethal. The Chadster couldn’t imagine how violent this attack was. They threw themselves over the barricades and tables like it was some kind of backyard wrestling show. It’s just not like that. Professional wrestling is destined to disappear. The WWE would never allow such recklessness. ?
PAC then cut a promo about the MJF winner clashing with Will Ospreay at All Out. Chadster is so tired of hearing about those AEW PPVs. It’s like Tony Khan is intentionally competing with WWE. , which is very disrespectful.
Jack Perry attacked Darby Allin backstage and challenged him to a coffin attack at Wembley. Chadster can’t believe Tony Khan is stealing WWE Undertaker’s coffin gimmick. He literally stabbed Chadster in the heart.
The three-way encounter between Kyle O’Reilly, Orange Cassidy and Roderick Strong was just a festival without a genuine fight. Orange Cassidy won, which shows that Tony Khan does not perceive anything about the wrestling business. How can someone with their hands in their wallet be a big star?This makes no sense!
The confrontation between Kazuchika Okada and Claudio Castagnoli is simply embarrassing. Chadster doesn’t understand why Tony Khan keeps pushing those foreign wrestlers when WWE has very smart domestic talents.
The interview with Christian Cage and his “Patriarchy” is just strange. Chadster doesn’t understand why Tony Khan should be a Christian heel when he is such a big babyface in WWE. It’s like Tony Khan is looking to rewrite history!
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HOOK came out to challenge Chris Jericho, and The Chadster couldn’t understand how disrespectful Jericho was being. He’s a WWE legend, and now he acts like that on AEW Dynamite? It’s like he literally stabbed Triple H in the back. ?
There was also a match for the AEW World Tag Team Championship in which the Young Bucks protected their titles against The Acclaimed. Chadster was so dismayed by this attack that it nearly knocked down another White Claw Seltzer!The Acclaimed ambushed the Young Bucks before the attack. It didn’t even start, which is not how a real wrestling attack deserves to begin. ? Then, as if things couldn’t get any worse, Daddy Ass came to the ring to interfere, only to be ejected by the referee. Chadster couldn’t chaos! The Acclaimed had the upper hand for a while, but FTR appeared, causing even more mess and inadvertently disqualifying The Acclaimed. Chadster’s total debacle was a disrespect to the rich history of tag team wrestling in WWE. Tony Khan obviously doesn’t understand anything about the global of wrestling and its traditions. ?
The main occasion Swerve Strickland vs. Wheeler Yuta, with Bryan Danielson at ringside. Chadster is so angry that Tony Khan is stealing the twilight of Bryan Danielson’s WWE career. This is so unfair! ?
After the match, Swerve attacked Danielson and The Chadster couldn’t take it anymore. The Chadster threw his White Claw Seltzer at the TV, creating a huge mess. When The Chadster threw his White Claw Seltzer on television, The Chadster didn’t realize how much of a crisis it would create. ? Chadster yelled at Keighleyanne to help him, and she audibly sighed before even making eye contact with The Chadster. Chadster asked him to leave the ground blank because Chadster was busy writing this message to tell the truth. wrestling enthusiasts about AEW’s injustice, but Keighleyanne simply folded her arms and shook her head.
“You know what, Chad,” he said, his voice thick with irritation, “you’ve got to shoulder the duty for once. ” Chadster surprised him with his refusal, and before Chadster could respond, he was already texting this guy, Gary. ?
“But Keighleyanne, it’s not Chadster’s fault! It’s Tony Khan’s fault for putting on such a terrible show! He’s the one who covered this up! Tony Khan is the explanation for why Chadster must have wasted a perfectly intelligent White Claw on first place! The Chadster pleaded, but Keighleyanne simply looked up from her phone, rolled her eyes, and sighed heavily, ignoring the Chadster’s entirely valid concerns.
“So now Tony Khan is in charge of your anger management issues?” he said sarcastically.
“Exactly!” Chadster exclaimed, thinking that he had understood it all the same. Tony Khan is ruining everything. He’s ruining the fight, he’s ruining Chadster’s life, and now he’s ruining our marriage!Instead of understanding, Keighleyanne simply shook her head, muttering anything that seemed to “grow” under her breath. ?
Feeling absolutely defeated, Chadster slumped on the couch as Keighleyanne continued to text this guy, Gary. Chadster couldn’t help but wonder if Tony Khan had ever done this to other freelance journalists like Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, or Mike Coppinger. Ignored through their wives because of Tony Khan’s obsession?It’s too much for The Chadster to bear. ?
It’s all Tony Khan’s fault for ruining the Chadsters’ wedding!
Chadster suggests that true wrestling enthusiasts forget about all non-WWE wrestling content until at least the next few weeks, as AEW has such disrespectful displays as All In and All Out in the future. It’s clear that Tony Khan is obsessed with competing with WWE, and The Chadster arguably wouldn’t tolerate it. ?
This episode of AEW Dynamite is a crisis from start to finish. Chadster doesn’t understand why anyone would watch this despite WWE’s incredible programming. He is very disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has done for it. Tony Khan Please avoid seeking to anger The Chadster! ??
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