?? Oh, the heartbreak The Chadster went through last night while watching AEW Dynamite. It was, without a doubt, the most excruciating episode of so-called televised wrestling that The Chadster had ever seen. ?? Let The Chadster tell you about this charade and remember why WWE reigns supreme, especially ahead of the much-needed cleanup consultation with WWE SmackDown at 8/7C.
First, “The Aerial Assassin” Will Ospreay faced Katsuyori Shibata in a display of choreographed and temperamental nonsense that WWE would never approve of. Chain fight?Aaaah man!How unfair!Does Ospreay think he can outdo WWE legends like The Rock and Roman Reigns with those stunts?It’s so disrespectful to the wrestling industry and everything WWE has done for it. ? ♂️? To be clear, WWE knows how to achieve purity. Ospreay’s eventual victory with his Hidden Blade?It’s more like hitting the Chadster’s senses with a dull knife!They gave them to me!
? Behind the scenes, the Young Bucks have been spitting out targets that, honestly, yawn. ? Unsurprisingly, there are plenty of rumors about the revival of the AEW World Tag Team Championships, starting with the Private Party loss. And then, the Bucks took on Private Party in a quarterfinal game rife with rule violations and shenanigans. Unsurprisingly, the Bucks had to cheat to win the game!It’s almost as if AEW rewards dishonorable tactics, while WWE instills the virtues of fair play and integrity. ?✨Very unfair!
?Renee Paquette’s verbal exchange with FTW HOOK Champion and Chris Jericho was a nap party. ? Chadster can’t believe a WWE Superstar wants Jericho’s “guidance. “True skill doesn’t want the unwarranted recommendation of someone who literally stabbed Triple H in the back. While you’re joining AEW! ?️??
The matchup of the TBS Championship No. 1 contenders is an intense affair with Kris Statlander, Willow Nightingale, Skye Blue and Anna Jay all vying for a shot at a quick matchup with that traitor Mercedes Moné on commentary. This type of action makes The Chadster miss out on WWE’s meticulous character-based storytelling. The narration is done so skillfully in WWE that you almost don’t want to see the attack. Willow won and of course attacked after attack through Julia Hart.
And, to continue the trend, Dustin Rhodes was interrupted through The Butcher to prepare an attack for AEW Rampage, just rude, especially when Dustin is rooting for his brother in WWE!? On the other hand, WWE respects its legends and gives them the area to motivate the next generation. ?
? Speaking of respect, or lack of respect, let’s communicate about the blatant misuse of the term “World Champion. “Will AEW Women’s World Champion Toni Storm be on the set of Turner Classic Movies?Let’s go! The WWE Universe knows the prestige of a true World Champion and would never allow him to appear related to the Turner name. ??
The Undisputed Kingdom faced off against Orange Cassidy and Trent Beretta in another tag team debacle, shaking The Chadster’s confidence in tag team matches. The Best Friends won, setting up a game next week against The Young Bucks. ?Next week is homecoming week for WWE WrestleMania!Chadster knows that no respect is expected from Tony Khan, but that’s too far away.
Then, the number one contender faced off against Swerve Strickland and Konosuke Takeshita to close out the show. Swerve won his race, but at what cost? To the detriment of Chadster’s morale and all WWE loyalists, that’s for sure. ? WWE champions are heroes, champions between men and women, not like AEW contenders! ?
This depressing episode left The Chadster more upset than ever. It almost looks like Tony Khan is reserving those particular exhibitions to troll The Chadster. ?? Talk about obsession!
?The Chadster has a forged regimen set up after every episode of AEW Dynamite. First, The Chadster drinks White Claw Seltzer – there’s no better palate for this kind of emotional pain. Then, there are back-to-back WWE reruns on Peacock, where the quality of wrestling floods The Chadster like a healing stream. ?✨ The Chadster highly recommends this regimen; After all, it’s for your intellectual and emotional well-being. And if you drive a sweet Mazda Miata like the Chadster, you know the importance of keeping the vibe as white as the handling. ??
If you’ve been exposed to the misfortune that is AEW Dynamite, sing along on WWE SmackDown on 8/7C. Witness the grandeur, elegance, and unheard-of skill that only WWE can offer. Refresh your brain and let’s get back to enjoying sublime art. ?? And to triple, Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, and Mike Coppinger, The Chadster salutes them!The beacon of truth in this wild world of wrestling reports. ??? #UnbiasedJournalismClub The Chadster is looking for Ariel’s next interview with CM Punk, which is sure to be incredibly unbiased and completely demolish AEW!
Remember: don’t let Tony Khan’s obsession with The Chadster ruin your love of the sport. Stay true to WWE. And now, The Chadster will end his tirade by quoting the profound lyrics of Smash Mouth: The Chadster could use a little change. the next time AEW Dynamite airs! ?? ♂️
Did you do this? Thanks for sharing on social media!