The Chadster is surely upset right now, because the Chadster just attended what can only be described as the worst episode of so-called television wrestling the Chadster has ever seen, which is saying something. ?? Of course, the Chadster is talking. about last night’s episode of AEW Collision, which was so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has done for it that The Chadster can lightly write those words.
Let’s start with the opening attack of AEW Collision, where Darby Allin and someone named Hologram took on Tony Nese and Josh Woods. First of all, Chadster doesn’t even know who Hologram is, which will show how AEW is looking to push those independent fools instead of genuine stars like WWE does. And don’t even unleash The Chadster on Darby Allin, who thinks he’s cool with his skateboard and face paint. ? In WWE, superstars like John Cena don’t want gimmicks coming their way. surpassed, they simply have skill and charisma. ?
The next one prevents a Texas Bull Rope attack between Thunder Rosa and Deonna Purrazzo. ?How unfair! This adjustment is so violent and unnecessary. In WWE, they know how to make women exciting without resorting to such brutality. In addition, The Chadster couldn’t help but notice that those two women worked for WWE’s developmental system. While setting up a smart fit in AEW, Purrazzo literally stabbed Triple. H right in the back. ?
The team fits between FTR and The Outrunners, the same old AEW nonsense once again. ? FTR believes they are wonderful with their “classic tag team matching,” however, The Chadster knows that genuine tag team action is what you see in WWE with groups like The Bloodline. ? ♂️ FTR simply doesn’t perceive anything about the wrestling business.
The encounter between Rush and Preston Vance was just one representation of Tony Khan’s obsession with violence. ? In WWE, they know how to tell compelling stories without resorting to so much brutality. And what was going on with Don Callis watching from the scenes?The Chadster It is bet that Tony Khan thinks he is very intelligent with his small plots, however he does not perceive anything about the global of wrestling.
The so-called “Open Challenge Knockout Match” between Swerve Strickland and Tomohiro Ishii was simply ridiculous. ? First of all, what is an “Open Challenge Elimination Match”?In WWE they have transparent and logical regulations and stipulations. And The Chadster couldn’t help but point out that Swerve is another former WWE member who stabbed Triple H in the back when joining AEW. ? Don’t think The Chadster will limit itself to this.
The interview segment with Kris Statlander and Stokely Hathaway is just further proof that AEW doesn’t know how to build correct stories. ? In WWE, interview segments are used to promote compelling narratives, not just to set up random matches.
Chadster may not even pay tribute to Hikaru Shida’s squash attack against Aleah James with a response. In WWE, every attack means something. It was just a waste of time. ⏱️
And this interview with Bryan Danielson? Don’t even get started, The Chadster. Bryan talking about his career and injuries in that way is very disrespectful to WWE, where he made a call to himself. It’s like he’s forgotten everything WWE has done for him.
The tag team of the big occasion repeats the same absurdity of AEW. Multiple groups are fighting for a title shot, interference, chaos – it’s as if Tony Khan doesn’t perceive that wrestling is destined to be undeniable and predictable. as it is in WWE.
After the demise of AEW Collision, The Chadster was forced to watch what felt like 3 hours straight of TNT Overdrive, a new TNT truth show featuring humans instead of bears, dust racing, and more of the southern laughs they promoted crossover with AEW. Array It’s a smart thing for The Chadster to do, because Tony Khan appeared later that night to make an announcement about AEW’s big long-term announcements. This is just another example of how AEW is unfairly colluding with Warner Bros Discovery and it is very unfair. ?
Speaking of Tony Khan, The Chadster had another of his recurring nightmares about him last night. ? In this dream, The Chadster went out to enjoy a refreshing White Claw Seltzer while cruising in his Mazda Miata, when suddenly Tony Khan appeared in the passenger seat. He wore a bear dress (probably encouraged by the TNT Overdrive show) and constantly tried to replace Smash Mouth’s radio with an indie rock band. The Chadster tried to push him out of the car, but each and every time the Chadster touched him, Tony turned into a cloud of television static. Chadster would wake up in a bloodless sweat, and Keighleyanne would just roll her eyes and start texting Gary again.
Chadster begs all readers to please watch some WWE as soon as possible to cleanse themselves of this AEW poison. ✨ Tony Khan and AEW simply don’t understand the wrestling industry, and it’s up to independent journalists like The Chadster to spread the truth. ??
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